Tuesday, March 16, 2010

Reviewers... the saddest of the sad....

Ok, so for those of you unfamiliar with the "review" systems that are so prominent on the Irish websites, it is basically where the punters (mainly hobbyists) get to write an account of their "encounter" with a particular escort and give her a mark out of 10, normally with their hand simultaneously down their pants...
Now in many cases the escorts want good reviews because this is what boosts trade...a lot of men will read escort reviews, and will only see an escort who has good reviews. In many areas, bad reviews could actually put a woman out of business. A lot of these men will write "good" reviews in a pathetic attempt to ingratiate themselves  with the escort so they can get a little bit "extra"  when they see her again...
I would just like to categorically state that I HATE the review system. I think it is REVOLTING to pay for sexual encounters with another human being, and then write about it online for all to read as if it were an item bought from e-bay. The most disgusting are the prolific reviewers that slate women for their lack of sexual responsiveness, or lack of "interest", and give them low scores. YOU ARE FUCKING PRIMITIVE!!!
You can't buy genuine affection or attraction from another person, they are only there in the first place because you are paying them!! The thing that I also hate is that if you happen to give a rat's arse about your own sexual health, then DON'T expect good reviews...yes, that's right ladies, these guys are too lazy to get a real girlfriend and that's why you have to PRETEND to be one...and that means AUTHENTICITY. Basically, these days you have to provide unsafe services like unprotected bj's, and let them go down on you without a dental dam...oh and kiss them too. If you don't do those things, then you won't get good reviews...they'll probably just write about you being too "clinical" or "mechanical".
A person is not a toy from from e-bay. To all those prolific reviewers out there (and yes, you know who you are) I hope that if you ever actually meet a woman for a proper relationship (yes, that means having somebody actually want to fuck you because they LIKE you), and that she is unaware that you are in fact some sad bastard who pays to get laid... that she finds all your vile reviews and sees you for what you actually are...