Staying out of the sex industry...if only someone told me how hard it could be..

In these recessionary times, I find myself not at a good place. Unemployed, on the dole, and trying to stay out of the sex industry. I've got to tell you the temptation to return is enormous, I mean let's be honest, and without wishing to be crude you can earn just for opening your legs what most people would have to work all week for. Ok, you may not enjoy it, but who the hell does enjoy their job? And they most likely aren't getting paid €250 an hour for the privilege...

But I think that's the problem once you get involved in the industry...it becomes just about all you can do after a while, simply because you'll find it so hard to ever work for a normal wage. Nobody tells the girls straight that it won't last forever, and whilst there are a large number of women who start working over 40, it is I think a different, harder type of market to reach at that time of life. Escorting is almost the worst thing that a young woman can start doing, because all of a sudden you are making crazy amounts of money for doing very little...trust me, punters are pretty damn predictable, and getting a man off isn't exactly rocket science..but with all this money it's "easy come, easy go". Some people think it'll last forever, and they forget about all the other pitfalls associated with prostitution, such as lack of exit oportunities, and the problem of justifying all those gaps on your CV a few years down the line..these are things I wish I'd thought about a few years back when I started. Let's not also forget the fact that this job is very much "high risk, high profit". Statistically, prostitutes are the members of society most likely to die a violent death, or be robbed, and then of course there's the significantly elevated risk of sexually transmitted infections. I myself am currently on antibiotics due to an infection which doctors think is possibly sexually transmitted, and I have never engaged in unprotected penetrative sex. Just goes to show you that condoms are obviously not 100% guaranteed doesn't it? The fact is, then when it comes to getting their leg over, the majority of men are inherently stupid....they see a pretty face and a pair of tits and all common sense and concern for their own sexual health goes straight out the window.

When I started working as an escort in Dublin I started advertising on two main Escort websites: http://www.irish***********escorts.com/ and http://www.******-ireland.com/. I was absoloutely horrified to see that each girl's profile actually gave details of what sexual services they were selling through use of abbreviations. For those of you unfamiliar with these, I will provide below an example of the abbreviations appearing on the sites and their meanings:

OWO- Oral Without (means giving a blow job without a condom)

GFE- Girlfriend Experience (means acting with a punter like you are their girlfriend, so basically kissing, cuddling, and feigned intimacy).

69- Simltaneous fellatio and cunnilingus. Basically the girl sits on the guy's face whilst giving him oral sex.

BBW- Big beautiful woman.

A/ A-Levels- Anal sex.

Reverse Oral- Cunnilingus (pussy eating)



Now, to my mind, posting on any site that you provide these services is MONUMENTALLY friggin stupid...you are posting an online admission for all to view that you are selling sexual services, and are in fact just a straight-up prostitute even though there is a disclaimer on the sites stating that: "All the escorts listed on ********* charge for their time and companionship only. Anything else that may occur is a matter of coincidence and choice between consenting adults."

Bullshit!! You just posted for every Tom, Dick, or Harry to read that you take it up the ass!!!

Also, and this majorly pisses me me off, but why are punters dumb enough to think that condoms only need be used for penetrative sex, and that getting an uncovered blow job, or giving uncovered oral to an escort that probably already shagged five guys before you got there is safe?? It kinda gives the expression "licking the bowl out" a whole new meaning, doesn't it? Every escort at some stage or other has needed to partake of the old "Mexican" or "Slut" shower (dictionary definitions appear below) simply because we often just don't have time to have a proper shower between clients. Especially when you're on tour, it's like a conveyor belt system, you hardly get time to breathe between each job, let alone take a shower!! Baby wipes are to Escorts what Flour is to a  baker....did I ever call you and say I'm running late?? Well what I actually mean is that the last punter isn't even out the door yet, I didn't have time for a proper wash, so you need to give me a few minutes for a quick going over with the baby wipes before you can come in....

(Dictionary definitions courtesy of Urbandictionary.com)

1)Slut Shower

When a guy cums on you and you clean it off with tissues or baby wipes and go about the rest of your day without washing it off properly. It saves time.

"After Steve blew his load on me I got some baby wipes, took a slut shower and went back to work."

2) Mexican Bath 
When instead of taking a shower, a person uses a bunch of baby wipes to clean their Face, neck, underarms, groin, hands etc. Usually due to the large number of children that Mexicans have, to save on water they will do this. Hence the term. (Apologies to any Mexicans reading this, I did not coin this expression)

John: Yo, I don't have time to shower and change and get to the show.

Billy: Just get some of those baby wipes and take a Mexican Bath!

I remember the days when no escorts would provide or receive unprotected oral, or often even kiss...full stop. Unfortunately, when the E.U. expanded this meant an increase of escorts, and many of them were willing to provide risky and unprotected services. This means that now, an escort has little choice but to offer services like OWO, or french kissing, and she dare not ask a guy to use a dental dam when he gives her oral....otherwise she just wouldn't make her money, because these are the services punters want.

They do say that a standing prick has no conscience, and it's a shame some of these guys can't see past the end of their pricks when it comes to their own sexual health. Purrrrrleaase people stop being so damn slack and think with your brains not your cocks..... How many of you have even had a full sexual health screen, despite being regular users of prostitutes?? Unfortunately, it's all about "sensation" with these fuck sticks...you're the only way they can escape from their own monotonous existences...

The most dumbass question I hear from clients time and time again has to be: "Are you clean?"
For fuck's sakes, if I wasn't do you honestly think I'd tell YOU? You are the dumbass that wants an uncovered bj, and to go down on me without a dental damn because you think it will detract from both our "pleasure". Well, sucker let me tell you that I probably service in excess of 10 guys a day, and like you they all had the same idea...so do a little risk assessment, huh? It doesn't take a PHD in microbiology to figure that it's not a smart move....

Do I want to suck your dick without a condom over it? No!! I hate the smell, and appearance of dicks anyway, and I do not want your manky tool in my mouth without some kind of latex barrier attached..fuck knows where it's been, or what's growing on it...

Do I want you to lick me out with no dental dam, and leave us both open to herpes, chlamydia, HPV and God knows what else? No!!
Did six other guys already have their faces in my pussy before you even arrived? Yes. Did I use protection with them either? No. You, therefore must take some responsibility...